It's been a while since I've written a blog, so here's a list of Doctor Who episode/story titles mashed up with TV shows. Be reassured that the worst of them didn't make the blog.
Horror of 30 Rock
The Armageddon Krypton Factor
Wide Awakening Club
Britain's Got Talons of Weng-Chiang
The Mister Makers
Strictly Come Snake Dancing
Escape to the City (of death)
The Five Flying Doctors
Six Feet Underworld
Time Team and the Rani
Michael Palin's Full Circle
T4 to Doomsday
Planet of Fireman Sam
Monday, 12 November 2012
Saturday, 13 October 2012
The Exciting Guide to The Rescue
I accidentally skipped a week, but I'm back with a new companion and a new phase for the programme! Originally from August 1999, here's my take on The Rescue!
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Story Eleven
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Story Code
L
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Spoiler Alert! If you don’t want to know
the true nature of Koquillion, as revealed in this story’s final episode, skip
this one.
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Title
The
Rescue
“Friends” Title
The
One With The Pet Sand Beast
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Episode Titles
The
Powerful Enemy
Desperate
Measures
Current availability
Both
episodes exist.
Source
UK
Gold omnibus repeat transmission.
The cliffhanger at the
story’s end is again omitted.
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Date
2493.
Vicki’s
ship left Earth in 2493. By all
inferences, that is still the year.
Genre
Mystery/Whodunnit
Plot synopsis
1. The TARDIS lands in a cave on the
planet Dido. Ian and Barbara explore,
and find a crashed Earth ship. They are
confronted by the bizarre semi-humanoid creature Koquillion, who persuades Ian
to return to the Ship to fetch the Doctor.
The creature pushes Barbara from the ledge, and causes a rockfall to
block the cave. Barbara is rescued by
Vicki, one of only two survivors from the crashed ship. According to her story, she was ill in the
ship when the entire crew were invited to a meeting by the local inhabitants,
only for an explosion to wipe out all of them.
Only Bennett survived, but was robbed of the ability to walk. Koquillion now controls their lives, in
return for protection from the rest of his people, but Vicki believes he does
not know about the rescue ship due in 69 hours.
Meanwhile, Ian and the Doctor are finding their way out of the caves,
but accidentally set off a mechanism which causes spears to emerge from the
wall, edging Ian towards a hideous creature waiting below.
2. Ian manages to dodge around the spears,
and they deactivate the trap. The creature
moves on towards the Earth ship - Barbara sees it approaching Vicki, and kills
it with a gun from the ship.
Unfortunately, it turns out that the creature - “Sandy” - was harmless,
and effectively Vicki’s pet. At this
point, the Doctor and Ian reach the ship to a less than rapturous welcome from
Vicki. When she calms down, the Doctor
goes to Bennett’s room to find it empty.
He follows his trail through a trap door to the natives’ hall of
judgement, where he unmasks Koquillion as Bennett. He had killed a crewmember from the ship, and
was under arrest, so arranged the deaths of the entire crew and the local
inhabitants as a cover-up. The Doctor is
losing the ensuing struggle, but two of the natives unexpectedly turn up, and
Bennett is killed fleeing. Vicki is
asked to join the time-travellers, and accepts.
The Dido natives disable the communications equipment on the Earth
ship. The TARDIS leaves Dido, and next
materialises on the edge of a cliff, promptly tumbling off.
Pitch
Agatha
Christie with no suspects.
The Money Shot
Koquillion
is revealed by the TARDIS (episode 1).
The Doctor and his kind
•
Susan’s departure certainly seems to have affected the Doctor. He sleeps through the Ship’s materialisation
for the first time, and is more than ready to invite Vicki on board - Barbara
shrewdly recognises his need to replace Susan.
On the other hand, he doesn’t seen overly tetchy or prone to brooding,
both of which one might have expected.
In fact, he seems positively jaunty!
•
The Doctor says that he never got a degree in medicine.
•
He remains a patronising arse, as proved in his attitude towards Vicki on the
Earth ship.
The TARDIS log
•
The Doctor states that “materialise” is a better word for the TARDIS than
“land.”
•
The wheezing, groaning sound is all present and correct here. Here’s a thought - what if that noise is
another of the TARDIS’ faults, and the occasions where it arrives or departs
silently were rare occasions when the Ship has worked properly? This would explain not only that conundrum,
but also suggest that the ridiculously bumpy dematerialisation witnessed in
episode one of An Unearthly Child was
a further flaw.
•
The Doctor makes a point of turning the power off once the Ship has
materialised.
•
Apparently, No.4 switch opens the door.
•
Ian uses the Doctor’s key to get into the TARDIS. How is it that he managed this, considering
how complex the lock is supposed to be?
One can only presume that (a) since The
Daleks, the Doctor has simplified the lock, or (b) he has taken time out to
instruct Ian and Barbara in how to use the key properly. Unless anyone’s got any better suggestions, I
am going to plump for (a).
Past Journies
•
The Doctor has visited Dido before, and can tell where he is by examining rock
samples.
The history of Earth
•
Manned space flights are apparently fairly standard in the late twenty-fifth
century, although time travel is not.
Bennett, as Koquillion, asks Ian and Barbara where their “rocket ship”
is, but this somewhat primitive terminology was probably supposed to be in
character.
Alien Worlds
•
From what we have seen of it, the planet Dido is rocky and not very
hospitable-looking, with a network of caves.
•
It gets dark early on Dido.
•
The inhabitants of Dido are humanoid, with a rich ceremonial tradition. They are a friendly race, and violence is
completely alien to their natures. When
the Doctor first visited Dido, their population numbered barely a hundred. There is no way of knowing whether this
second visit has occurred before or after the first, or what the population of
Dido was before the Earth ship crashed, but thanks to Bennett, it is now
considerably less.
•
Dido is also host to large, ugly, vegetarian beasts with green eyes.
Script Heaven
•
Vicki “Yes! You’re right! I’ve been here a long time! I know what it’s like here! You’ve only just come and you’re trying to
ruin things! It was all right before, it
was! The rescue ship’s coming
and...nobody asked you to come here, nobody!...Go away!” And what’s so good about it is, she’s so
right!
Villainous Plotting
•
In order to cover up his murder, Bennett takes advantage of the ship’s crash,
and of the subsequent meeting between the ship’s crew and the local
inhabitants, to engineer an explosion to wipe the lot out. By blaming the whole thing on the locals, and
using Koquillion to keep Vicki in line, he’ll be rescued in a few days with a
star witness and be completely off the hook.
Nice plan. Here’s a better one. Kill Vicki as well, then you won’t have to
dress up as a monster or pretend to be a paraplegic for the rest of your
life. Cunning, eh?
The Doctor’s Achievement
He
unmasks Bennett’s little scheme and puts an end to it, although arguably
there’s no reason why those two natives couldn’t have stepped forward and had a
go at him anyway. He also gives Vicki a
home and a family again, which is nice.
Body Count
Despite
the large body count in the backplot, only Bennett and Sandy die during the
course of the story:
2.
Screams / Twists Ankle
•
Vicki is not short for Victoria.
•
Vicki is now an orphan. Her mother died
a while ago, and she and her father boarded a ship bound for Astra, only to
crash. Her father was then killed by
Bennett. Even her pet monster was shot
by Barbara. A ripe candidate, then, for
adoption by the time travellers.
Checkov’s Plot Device
Checkov’s
Supposedly Dead Natives? No, doesn’t
wash with me, either.
EffectsWatch
•
For the second story in a row, the dodgiest effect is the big ‘orrible monster.
Notes
•
I believe this is the first story since An
Unearthly Child not to start with the regulars in the Ship.
•
In the end credits to episode one (which I have not, of course, been privileged
to see), Koquillion is credited as “Sydney Wilson.” This is a pseudonym so as not to give away
the character’s true identity. The name
derives from two of the series’ creators - Sydney Newman and Donald Wilson.
•
There is a nice - and very telling - moment near the beginning when the Doctor
starts to address Susan before realising she isn’t there any more.
•
The basic plot of this episode - where
an unconvincing monster terrorises the central cast, only to be de-masked in
the closing moments and promptly apprehended by the authorities - was later
turned into a long-running TV cartoon series, entitled Scooby Doo. (NB. I would like to point out that I wrote this months
before DWM said exactly the same
thing in Issue 286. Humph.)
Queries
•
If the inhabitants of Dido are so friendly, where do the Indiana Jones-style spears sticking out of the wall come from?
•
If the only exit from Bennett’s room is via a secret trap door, how did Vicki
think Koquillion left the ship in the first episode?
•
Why did the ship crash?
•
Why did Bennett kill the crewmember?
•
How did the natives survive?
•
How many of the natives have survived?
•
Where have they been all this time?
•
How are these peaceful people going to prevent that rescue ship from
landing? And how will sabotaging the
crashed ship help in this?
•
How the hell did Bennett hope to keep up the illusion of being crippled when he
had his first medical examination on the rescue ship?
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On-screen Credits
Taken from end credits to
Desperate Measures.
CAST
Dr.
Who - William Hartnell, Ian Chesterton - William Russell, Barbara Wright -
Jacqueline Hill, Vicki - Maureen O’Brien, Bennett & Koquillion - Ray
Barrett, Space Captain - Tom Sheridan.
CREW
Written
by David Whitaker. Title Music by Ron
Grainer with the BBC Radiophonic Workshop.
Incidental Music by Tristram Cary.
Costumes supervised by Daphne Dare.
Make-up supervised by Sonia Markham.
Designer - Raymond P Cusick.
Associate Producer - Mervyn Pinfield.
Producer - Verity Lambert.
Directed by Christopher Barry.
Review
It’s
difficult to know what to make of this story.
It does show a great deal of promise, and then rushes to an end after
only two episodes. Now, this could be a
good thing - The Daleks, The Keys Of Marinus and The Dalek Invasion Of Earth have all
shown that when Doctor Who tries to
over-extend its stories, they have a tendency to become bitty and lack
continuity. But two episodes is pushing
it a bit. In fact, this two-parter -
written by the series’ story editor - is blatantly a vehicle to introduce the
new regular character, Vicki. And boy
aren’t we glad of it. Now I shall
reserve judgement upon this character for the moment, until we’ve seen a bit
more of her - it could go either way.
But she’s already a damn sight preferable to Susan - get that delicious
moment when she has a go at the perpetually well-meaning travellers: this scene would have been just annoying with
Carole Ann Ford doing her “emotional” bit, but with Maureen O’Brien it’s great. It also shows the travellers up for what they
are. Look at Barbara - she’s got so
cocky with this space travel lark now she think she can show up, take stock of
the situation at a glance, and open fire on anything that looks ugly. It’s about time they all got taken down a peg
or two, and I thoroughly enjoyed it, even if Vicki was made to apologise to
everyone afterwards. The plot is a nonsense, the
two-episode format meaning that so many questions are left unanswered (see
above) that it’s perfectly obvious that it just wasn’t thought through well
enough. I think this could have made a
decent four-parter, but the concepts are wasted on what is effectively a basic
introduction story. Still, if that’s
what it is, at least it takes the opportunity to give her background, a
personality and a few good, weighty scenes to chew on. I think the new improved TARDIS crew is going
to be enjoyable.
Rating
5 / 10
Sunday, 30 September 2012
The Exciting Guide to The Dalek Invasion of Earth!
So, Amy and Rory have left the TARDIS at the hands of arguably the Doctor's most prominent returning enemies. Let's look back at a similar situation in season 2, when the first ever companion departure occurred following six episodes of Dalek action.
And wow. Back in 1999, I really wasn't keen on "The Dalek Invasion of Earth" - and even less keen on Susan!
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Story Ten
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Story Code
K
Title
The
Dalek Invasion Of Earth
“Friends” Title
The
One With Daleks In London
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Episode Titles
World’s
End
The
Daleks
Day
Of Reckoning
The
End Of Tomorrow
The
Waking Ally
Flashpoint
Current availability
All
six episodes exist.
Source
BBC
Video release.
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Date
2167.
A
calendar in the warehouse reads “2164.”
This may, of course, be an old calendar.
As the Daleks invaded Earth some ten years before this adventure, we can
place the invasion anywhere between 2154 and 2164, and the events of the story
about ten years afterwards - so anywhere between around 2163 and 2175.
This
now enables some rough dating for The
Daleks as well. It can be placed
anywhere between 2164 and 2664. See
below for explanation.
Personal Chronology
On
the above theme, I am saying that The
Dalek Invasion Of Earth takes place earlier in Dalek history than The Daleks.
Genre
Alien
Invasion.
Plot synopsis
1. The Ship arrives in London of the
future. Susan manages to sprain her
ankle, as well as blocking the TARDIS door with fallen rubble. The Doctor and Ian go for help, and find a
dead man wearing a strange metal helmet.
They return to the Ship, but Barbara and Susan have been taken away by
two men - Carl Tyler and David Campbell - to a secret hideaway, where they meet
the wheelchair-bound Dortmun. The Doctor
and Ian see a spaceship overhead, which lands at a heliport. They find themselves surrounded by helmeted
zombie-men, and plan to swim for it, but are blocked as a Dalek unexpectedly
rises from the Thames.
2. The Doctor and Ian are taken into the
Dalek saucer along with a man named Jack Craddock - a fourth man is killed
trying to escape. They learn that Earth
has been invaded and is now under the control of the Daleks, who broadcast an
ultimatum - the resistance must surrender, or London will be destroyed with
firebombs. The Doctor manages to open
his cell door, but it was an intelligence test, and he is sent to be turned
into one of the Robomen. Meanwhile, the
resistance, along with Barbara and Susan, launch an attack on the saucer armed
with Dortmun’s new bombs, but the Doctor is already undergoing the robotising
process.
3. Most of the rebels are killed or
dispersed in the attack: the bombs were
a failure. The Dalek saucer heads for
the Dalek mine in Bedfordshire - Ian stows away, although the Doctor has
escaped. Ian rescues a fellow stowaway
named Larry Madison from a robotised Craddock - Larry is hoping to find his
brother at the mine. Dortmun, Barbara
and another rebel called Jenny head for the Civic Transport Museum looking for
survivors, while Tyler goes elsewhere on the same mission. Dortmun makes improvements to his bomb, but
is killed testing it on a pair of Daleks.
David and Susan find the Doctor, but as they are resting, the Daleks
place a firebomb nearby.
4. David manages to defuse the bomb. The Doctor passes out, presumably from a
combination of exhaustion and Dalek drugs, and Susan and David leave him in
hiding while they look for a way out of London.
Barbara and Jenny flee London in a truck from the museum. David and Susan bump into Tyler in the sewers. Susan has a close shave with an alligator
before they all return to the Doctor.
Ian and Larry reach the mine, and meet Ashton, a black marketeer. They try to get help from him, but he is
killed and they are trapped by the Slyther, a creature belonging to the Black
Dalek.
5. Ian and Larry manage to push the
Slyther down the mine to its death, but are accidentally lowered down the shaft
themselves. Larry finds his brother
Phil, who has been robotised - the brothers kill each other. The Doctor and party reach Bedfordshire: Susan and David are obviously becoming
close. Barbara and Jenny find shelter on
their way to the mine in a little house with two women, who promptly betray
them to the Daleks for food. The Daleks
announce their intentions on Earth - to cause an explosion in the Earth’s
magnetic core, replacing it with a propulsion unit which will enable them to
pilot the planet. Ian is hiding inside
the penetration explosive device, as it moves into position.
6. Ian manages to disable the device and
escapes the Daleks. They fire it again,
but this time it becomes caught on a blockage engineered by Ian, although the
Daleks do not realise. They abandon the
mine. The Doctor and Tyler rescue
Barbara and Jenny, while David and Susan manage to immobilise the remaining
Daleks: Barbara uses the Dalek equipment
to order the Robomen to turn against their masters. Everyone flees the mine before it explodes,
taking the hovering Dalek saucers with it.
Earth is free, and the travellers return to London. After the debris is cleared from the Ship,
the Doctor, Barbara and Ian leave: Susan
is left behind to marry David.
Pitch
The
Daleks. On Earth. A bit like Independence Day.
The Money Shot
A
Dalek rises from the Thames (episode 1).
The Doctor and his kind
•
As in The Sensorites, the Doctor
professes a dislike of arms, and this time refuses to take a gun.
•
Susan stays behind on Earth to marry David Campbell. I’m guessing this answers the question of
whether the Doctor and Cameca would have been sexually compatible!
•
And how nice to know that the Doctor’s people chastise their children in the
same way we do! (See Script Heaven.)
The TARDIS log
•
The TARDIS again makes no sound when it lands, but the familiar wheezing,
groaning sound is present when it takes off at the end of the story. Is there any sort of pattern to this?
•
Why does the scanner screen only show water?
I know it hasn’t exactly been reliable of late, but isn’t it supposed to
show what’s directly outside the Ship?
Well, they weren’t actually in the Thames! Anyway, it was broken at the end of the last
episode. Maybe they found a new tube.
•
The TARDIS has an outside speaker.
•
Why are we back on Earth? Has the Doctor
managed to pilot the Ship more accurately?
Possibly his hazy knowledge of their previous location was enough to
make an educated guess - after all, he made it more or less exactly in Planet Of Giants, having come directly
from revolutionary France. In which
case, they should be able to do just as well next time.
The history of Earth
•
Around the middle of the twenty-second century, the Earth was bombarded by
meteorites. This was seen as a cosmic
storm, but they were really germ bombs, spreading plague to weaken Earth. Whole continents of people were apparently
wiped out - Asia, Africa, South America.
An antidote was eventually created, but by now Earth was divided into
isolated communities, enabling a Dalek invasion force to land, destroying some
cities and occupying others. The
surviving leaders of the different Earth races resisted the invaders, but were
all killed. Some humans were turned into
Robomen; others serve as slaves in the
great mining areas created by the Daleks - the foremost of these being in
Bedfordshire, England. Pockets of
resistance continued to resist them, and eventually managed to destroy the
Dalek saucers and the Bedfordshire mine.
•
In 2164, Battersea Power Station still exists, but has lost two chimneys. There is a heliport in Chelsea, and Big Ben
has stopped chiming (although it is re-activated after the Daleks’ defeat).
•
The old woman in the woods describes attractions in pre-Dalek London as
including “moving pavements” and an “astronaut fair.” One can only presume that only some of the
pavements moved, as the ones we see look no different than they did 200 years
previously.
•
London (and presumably other towns and cities) is now overrun with animals
escaped from zoos, and many of the country’s dog have formed wild packs which
roam the woods (although this last may have been a lie). I can only presume, however, that other
animals were affected by the germ warfare, as I can think of no other
explanation for the absence of birdsong noted by the Doctor on the banks of the
Thames.
•
Craddock asks the Doctor and Ian if they have been on a moon station, and seems
to think it is a viable possibility.
Script Heaven
•
The Doctor “What you need is a jolly good smacked bottom!”
•
David “She says she can cook.” Dortmun “Oh, can you?” David “And what do you
do?” Susan “I eat.”
•
Dalek “We are the masters of Earth! We
are the masters of Earth! We are the
masters of Earth!”
•
David “This is my planet! I just can’t
run off and see what it’s like on Venus!”
•
The Doctor “One day I shall come back.
Yes, I shall come back. Until
then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and
prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.
Goodbye, Susan. Goodbye, my
dear.”
Script Hell
•
David “They dare to tamper with the forces of creation?” The Doctor “Yes! They dare!
And we have got to dare to stop them!”
•
The Doctor “x=gamma, now that means roughly two and a half per cent, so that
should give us a curve of round about eighty degrees...” Technobabble at its most supreme!
Catchphrase
Having
refused to use their catchphrase all story long - and been reticent about it
even in their previous adventure - the Daleks go all out with it in the final
two episodes. The first really classic
version is the Black Dalek’s in episode 6.
•
Dalek “Do not try to escape or you will be exterminated! Move!”
•
Black Dalek “Exterminate him!
Exterminate him! Exterminate
him!”
•
Black Dalek “Arrange for the extermination of all human beings.”
•
Dalek “I will arrange for their extermination.”
Villainous Plotting
•
Okay. The Daleks have invaded Earth and
drilled deep into the planet’s surface, so that they can explode a device in
the magnetic core, remove said core and insert a propulsion unit, allowing them
to pilot the planet anywhere in the universe.
Now stop me if I’m being thick, but does that make any sense to
anyone? At all? Why are they doing this? What’s wrong with spaceships? Why the Earth? Does anyone really think this is
possible? Has everyone just gone
completely mad?
The Doctor’s Achievement
He
has helped to ensure the Daleks’ plan failed, and destroyed their invasion
force - Earth is free to rebuild.
It’s The End Of The World
As We Know It!
•
Earth saved: Once. This is arguably the
first time that the Doctor has actually saved the planet Earth from destruction
(I figure being turned into a glorified spaceship counts as destruction!)
Body Count
Quite
high. We see at least 4 Robomen killed
(including the suicidal one at the start, the dead one in the warehouse and
Phil Madison), though others probably die too.
At least 4 Daleks die on screen too (including at least one run over by
a truck) plus their entire invasion force.
Dead humans include Dortmun;
Larry; Baker; the escaping prisoner in episode 2; Ashton; a
heard-but-not-seen runaway; and “most” of the rebels who attack the
saucer. Also the entire of Asia, Africa,
South America and God knows where else perished in the Dalek invasion. So it’s impossible to calculate, then. On screen, however, let us set the figure at:
17.
Screams / Twists Ankle
•
Susan claims to be familiar with atomic devices.
•
Barbara’s sweater is blue. According to
Ian, anyway. We can’t exactly tell the
difference.
•
As a parting shot, Susan helpfully twists her ankle at the start of this
story. Well done.
•
Oh, I’ve Been Captured Tally: 3.
Barbara and Jenny survive a surprisingly long time before being, well,
captured in episode 5. Oh well. The Doctor rescues them next episode.
Hypnotised left, right and
centre (and friends)
•
I shall count the Robomen as an instance of possession, especially since it’s
used to dramatic effect by pitting brother against brother.
•
Hypnotism: 2 instances.
•
Possession: 1 instance.
Checkov’s Plot Device
No,
but they do use the Daleks’ own weapon against them, which is symmetry of
another kind.
EffectsWatch
Urgh.
•
The Dalek saucer in flight is absolutely bloody awful.
•
I can confidently say that man-in-unconvincing-rubber-suit Slyther is the worst
monster yet to appear in Doctor Who.
•
Dig the lo-tech mine plan on the Daleks’ wall.
•
The mine explosion is all stock footage.
•
EVERY fight sequence etc is crap! Note
especially the attack on the saucer in Chelsea, and the fight in the sewer in
episode 5. Only the chase through London
in episode 3 deserves any kind of applause.
•
All right, one good point. Bonus to the
designer who kept the Dalek door design from The Daleks.
The TARDIS wardrobe
•
Ian seems to have split the back of his jacket.
Dalek history
•
In the middle of the twenty-second century, the Daleks invaded Earth with germ
warfare and a fleet of saucers with a view to transforming the planet into a
moving base. They were defeated after
several years, and their invasion force destroyed.
•
The Daleks have dishes - akin to twentieth century satellite TV dishes -
attacked to their casing, which presumably allow them to move about without
having to rely on static electricity.
This begs the question of why these dishes aren’t fitted as standard,
especially “a million years” in the future.
Daleks as mobile as these would not have been stranded in their city in The Daleks. Possibly the technology takes a lot of
energy, and the Daleks of the earlier story were short on many resources.
•
This story confirms that the Daleks are a space-faring race, so some may indeed
have survived their apparent destruction in The
Daleks.
•
This is apparently the “middle history” of the Daleks - the events of The Daleks, when they were seemingly
destroyed on Skaro, took place, according to the Doctor “a million years ahead
of us in the future” - although this should be taken with a pinch of salt, as
the Doctor had no idea where or when they were at the time.
•
We may have a contradiction here. In The Daleks, we learned that the Dal/Thal
war began five hundred years prior to the events we see, and it was suggested that
only then did the Dals retreat inside their machines. So how can this be a million years before
those events?
•
I am going to take an executive decision here to cure these continuity
problems. The Doctor is surely only
guessing with his problematic “a million years” comment - I am going to presume
he is wrong. This story makes a lot more
sense if it takes place some time after the Dal/Thal war - therefore shortly
before, around the time of or after the events of The Daleks. The Daleks who
invaded Earth were probably either off on their travels or already dead at the
time of the events in this story.
•
We can now come to a rough guess about the dating (in Earth years) of The Daleks. If they left Skaro only after the Dal/Thal
war, then the latest possible date for the Doctor’s encounter with the Thals on
Skaro is 500 years after 2164 (i.e. 2664).
Let us guess that, in fact, the Dal/Thal war came to its peak around
1850, thus placing The Daleks in 2350.
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There is a Black Dalek, who seems to be in charge - he is described as the
“supreme commander” and the “kommandant of the camp” - i.e. the mine in
Bedfordshire.
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The Daleks have the ability to transform human beings (and other races?) into
zombie-like Robomen, controlled through helmets which apparently pick up
high-frequency radio waves. When the
control wears off, the Robomen go insane and die.
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Dalek technology impresses the Doctor - he calls the saucer a work of genius.
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The Slyther is presumably another example of the mutated creatures who live on
Skaro. The Black Dalek keeps it as a
“pet” (according to Ashton) - it roams the mine area eating people. Nice.
(The Slyther’s mutated state is another argument to prove that The Dalek Invasion Of Earth takes place
after the Dal/Thal war).
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Dalek casing is waterproof. The humans
have named the metal from which it is made “Dalekenium.”
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One Dalek is knocked over in the attack on the saucer, and remains oddly silent
and still. What does this mean? I thought it would have been spitting blood.
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Have Dalek IQs dropped? When ordered to
exterminate all humans, one starts randomly intoning
“kill...kill...kill...” Hardly suitable
behaviour for a race of brilliant scientists.
Mind you, there’s always one, isn’t there? On the other hand, it seems to be a general
species characteristic - the wet Dalek earlier grated on about being the
masters of Earth somewhat unnecessarily.
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All right, it has to be asked. How do
the Daleks get up and down stairs?
Dortmun’s difficulties only emphasise this.
Dudley!
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The music during Barbara, Jenny and Dortmun’s flight through London avoiding
Daleks is extremely distinctive.
Susan
Susan is of the same race as the
Doctor, and we must presume she is, as she appears to be, his
granddaughter. There is far more we
don’t know about Susan than what we do know - her age is a mystery, for
although she appears to be a teenage girl, and fits in well with other teenage
girls such as Ping-Cho in Marco Polo,
her wealth of experience and knowledge betrays a greater age. Her people’s gift for telepathy is
particularly strong in Susan, but it’s not a trick she can pull often - she is
only able to make use of it on the Sense-Sphere because of the ultra high
frequencies. She has a thirst for knowledge,
and seems quite as happy in an Aztec seminary as in an English school. She often speaks longingly of her home
planet, and yearns for somewhere to belong.
Her devotion to her grandfather is often tested, largely by his
insistence on treating her like a child when she feels she is a woman, but
never so much as when she is forced to choose between remaining in the TARDIS
with the Doctor and leaving him to marry the human David Campbell. Her loyalty to her grandfather wins out, but
the Doctor locks her out of the Ship, making the decision for her - he knew she
could never leave him. One presumes she
will now join David on the farm he intends to run, as his wife.
On a personal note, I can’t stand
the bloody woman, and I won’t miss her whining and screaming one little bit.
Whoops
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Why on Earth do the time travellers take so long to notice the poster?
Notes
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A Dalek in the background refers to exterminating all humans as “the final
solution.” Is anyone still failing to
see where the imagery is coming from here?
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No-one on Earth in 2164 (especially David Campbell!) seems too worried about
the Doctor and Susan’s extra-terrestrial nature, nor their amazing vanishing
Police Box. Of course, alien invasion
will do that.
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How long does it take to get from London to Bedfordshire? It seems just as quick for the Doctor to walk
it as it does for Ian to fly.
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Sexism still not dead, then. “Can you
cook?”
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On the other hand, Jenny may be the first genuinely interesting female
character to crop up in the series.
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It’s not a very good resistance group - it takes Barbara to come up with the
old Trojan horse trick.
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Barbara continues to use her cunning in the mines later on. Her ploy to get into the control centre is
appalling, but somehow works. The bluff
involving Hannibal and the Boston Tea Party is ace, though.
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Dortmun is a chess player. Seems
appropriate.
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David defuses a bomb using acid and a big stick! Clever chap.
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The Doctor actually passes out in episode 4 because William Hartnell was absent
during recording.
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We find time for a moment of humour: a
Dalek interrogates a dummy in episode 3.
“Who-are-you?”
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Another great scene is where the Doctor chews Susan out for taking David’s
advice over his, only for David himself to turn up and defer to the Doctor as
the senior member of the party. Here’s a
man who knows how to get in with the in-laws.
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What fun to drive a truck through a line of Daleks! Can I have a go?
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Almost more fun are the Doctor and Barbara’s impressions of Daleks while giving
the Robomen their new orders.
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There’s some great hiding in plain sight in episode 6.
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The Doctor Who title sequence, or
something very like it, is conspicuous on Dalek screens in episodes 3 and 4 -
we last saw this effect being recycled in An
Unearthly Child episode 1, to represent the TARDIS taking off.
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Someone is marketing very odd calendars.
Would you buy a calendar you could only tear a page off once every 365
days?
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The Doctor takes Susan’s worn out shoe.
She still has her TARDIS key, but drops it. There are now two keys to the Doctor’s Ship
on Earth - one by the banks of the Thames, and one left behind in Cathay
several adventures ago.
Queries
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If the Doctor knows all about the historical events of, for example, the Reign
of Terror, why does he know nothing about the Dalek Invasion? Surely it’s as much a historical event as
anything pre-1964 to a time traveller?
And why does he feel no compunction about interfering in these events,
while forbidding Barbara to change one line of history in The Aztecs?
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The Daleks invaded the world, not just Britain, and not just Bedfordshire. Do we presume that every single Dalek saucer
was hovering over that mine when it exploded?
Otherwise, what happened to the rest of the occupying forces?
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What happens to the Robomen now? Will
the survivors of Earth be able to restore their personalities? Or will they be yet more casualties of war?
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What was that Dalek doing in the Thames?
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Was Baker, perhaps, short-sighted? I saw
that Dalek way before he did!
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And why is this scene so divorced from David, Susan and the Doctor? They’re only round the corner!
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All right, so humans are compatible with the Doctor and Susan’s race. But where would that have left Barbara and
Ganatus? Can all races interbreed? Or all humanoid races? Where, exactly, do you draw the line?
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“Before you attempt to conquer the Earth, you will have to destroy all living
matter!” What does this mean, precisely?
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Why Bedfordshire?
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What do these episode titles mean? They
seem to have reached previously unscaled heights of surreality. “The End Of Tomorrow?” And which waking ally, exactly?
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Firebombs. What are they, exactly? And is the death ray working?
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On-screen Credits
CAST
Dr.
Who - William Hartnell, Ian Chesterton - William Russell, Barbara Wright -
Jacqueline Hill, Susan Foreman - Carole Ann Ford, David Campbell - Peter
Fraser, Carl Tyler - Bernard Kay, Dortmun - Alan Judd (1-4), Jenny - Ann Davies
(2-6), Larry Madison - Graham Rigby (3-5), Craddock - Michael Goldie (2-3),
Thomson - Michael Davis (2), Baker - Richard McNeff (2-3), Wells - Nicholas
Smith (4-6), Ashton - Patrick O’Connell (4), The Women In The Wood - Jean
Conroy (5); Meriel Hobson (5), Robomen - Martyn Huntley; Peter Badger, Dalek
machines operated by Robert Jewell; Gerald Taylor (2-6); Nick Evans (2-3, 5-6);
Kevin Manser (2-6); Peter Murphy (2-6), Dalek Voices - Peter Hawkins (2-6);
David Graham (2-6), Slyther Operator - Nick Evans (4-5).
CREW
Written
by Terry Nation. Title Music by Ron
Grainer with the BBC Radiophonic Workshop.
Incidental Music composed and conducted by Francis Chagrin. Fights arranged by Peter Diamond (5). Costumes supervised by Daphne Dare (6). Make-up supervised by Sonia Markham (6). Film Cameraman - Peter Hamilton
(1,3-4,6). Film Editor - John Griffiths
(1,3-4,6). Lighting - Howard King
(6). Sound - Jack Brummitt (6). Story Editor - David Whitaker. Designer - Spencer Chapman. Associate Producer - Mervyn Pinfield. Producer - Verity Lambert. Directed by Richard Martin.
Familiar Faces
Nicholas Smith (Wells) was later to become more famous as Mr Rumbold
in Are You Being Served?
David
Graham (Dalek Voice) Dalek Voice
in The Daleks.
Peter
Hawkins (Dalek Voice) Dalek Voice
in The Daleks.
Robert
Jewell (Dalek) Dalek
in The Daleks.
Kevin
Manser (Dalek) Dalek
in The Daleks.
Gerald
Taylor (Dalek) Dalek
in The Daleks.
Review
Well,
what a difference. This six-episode epic
ditches Doctor Who’s credibility in
almost every aspect. The plot is so
threadbare it would embarrass a Roland Emmerich film, the effects are uniformly
disastrous. The acting is by and large
good, but we rarely get a chance to enjoy this, as promising characters (e.g.
Craddock, Ashton) are summarily killed off within an episode. This leads to a lack of continuity which
really makes one wonder if the story knows where it’s going. As it happens, it’s going to Bedfordshire,
which is a shame, because the London locations were the story’s one real strong
point. And then there’s the Daleks, of
course, and they are as good as the last time we saw them, if a little
under-used. The Robomen were a mistake -
not even slightly scary, they also take screen time away from the Daleks
themselves. As for the ridiculous Dalek
invasion plan, someone was clearly asleep when that one was passed. And the ending embraces the
one-explosion-solves-it-all philosophy that Doctor
Who really should be above. I think
the problem here is that the series has tried to be just too ambitious, and
production costs are stretched a little too much. It’s a shame, because on paper it looks like
a corking concept. The realisation,
however, leaves much to be desired. But
I don’t want to give the impression I hated every moment of this story. Of course not. Each episode can be watched quite harmlessly,
and the various set pieces enjoyed one by one, except for the crap ones. It’s only when you sit back and think about
it that the whole thing falls apart, and I’d really prefer this series to stand
up to that kind of scrutiny. On the
whole, the Daleks are a creation with great potential, and I’d like to see
writer Terry Nation do something more worthwhile with them in future. What must be said, though, is that Susan’s
departure from the Ship is well-orchestrated.
The Doctor’s parting comments to her, and his grandfatherly way of
making her decision for her, are thoroughly in-keeping with the established
relationship, and however much I may dislike her, I can’t help but be touched
by that scene. And I think that says it
all. A six part story full of explosions
and deaths, and the best bit is a heart-to-heart scene between two of the
regulars. And that scene was written not
by Terry Nation, but by story editor David Whitaker. Learn from this.
Rating
5 / 10
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