Sunday, 5 August 2012

The Exciting Guide to The Daleks

I'm allowed to change my mind. Having previously posted The Exciting Guide to An Unearthly Child (http://chapwithwings.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/exciting-guide-to-unearthly-child.html) followed by The Exciting Guide to The Seeds of Death (http://chapwithwings.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/exciting-guide-presentsthe-seeds-of.html), I was planning on carrying on this here-and-there flit through Doctor Who, probably moving on to a Pertwee next.

Since then, I've created a Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/ExcitingGuide) which will link only to those parts of my blog devoted to the Exciting Guide. And I've decided to do it in order after all. So last week I re-posted the Unearthly Child blog, which means this week it must be time for The Daleks.

For those with no idea what's going on, the introduction is here: http://chapwithwings.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/watching-every-tv-adventure-of-doctor.html


Story Two
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Story Code
B

Title
The Daleks
The alternative titles on offer are The Dead Planet, which is simply the title of the first episode, and The Mutants.  Although this last is apparently the more historically accurate title, I discount it for two reasons.  Firstly, it may cause confusion.  Secondly, The Daleks is the title by which most of us have always known it.  However, I don’t intend to go the route of the David Whitaker novelisation and call the story Doctor Who in an exciting adventure with the Daleks.

“Friends” Title
The One With The Daleks
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Episode Titles
The Dead Planet
The Survivors
The Escape
The Ambush
The Expedition
The Ordeal
The Rescue

Current availability
All seven episodes exist.

Source
BBC Video release.
This is complete other than the cliffhanger that leads The Rescue into the following story.

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Date
2350.
There is no way to place this story within an Earth time-scale, so I have picked an arbitrary date.

Genre
Alien War

Plot synopsis
1.         The Ship lands in a petrified forest.  The crew explore and discover a huge city.  They return to the Ship, but on the way Susan is frightened by a hand which touches her.  She is not believed at first, but from inside the Ship everyone hears a scratching sound.  The Doctor is apparently persuaded to leave, but he announces that the fluid links are empty.  The TARDIS will not move unless they try to get some mercury from the city.  The next morning, they leave the Ship to find a small container outside full of glass vials, which they leave in the Ship.  At the city, they split up.  Barbara is confronted by something that causes her to scream.
2.         The others find a lab, and the equipment there tells them that radiation is beyond the danger point, which is why they are all feeling ill.  The Doctor admits there is nothing wrong with the fluid link - it was a deception to get them to the city.  They are suddenly faced with four or more metal creatures, who fire at Ian and paralyse his legs when he tries to make a break for it.  The companions are reunited in a cell.  The creatures, known as Daleks, send Susan to the Ship to collect the drugs, secretly wanting them for themselves.  She reaches the TARDIS after a terrifying journey, then has to start back.
3.         Susan is intercepted by Alydon, a tall blond member of the Thal race.  He gives her an extra supply of the drugs to hide from the Daleks - they find it but allow the prisoners to use them.  Susan agrees to send a message to the Thals inviting them to the city for peace talks, not realising it is an ambush.  The prisoners manage to disable a Dalek by insulating it from the floor and its supply of static electricity.  They remove the revolting creature from its metal shell and Ian climbs inside,.  They escape from the cell.
4.         The companions barely escape the city.  Ian tries to warn the Thals, but their leader, Temmosus, is killed in the ambush.  The travellers try to persuade the Thals to fight for themselves, but they will not hear of it.  The crew make to leave, but realise that the Daleks have the fluid link.
5.         Ian convinces the Thals to fight to protect themselves.  The Daleks discover the Thal drugs are fatal to them, as they have become conditioned to radiation.  The Thals split into two groups.  The Doctor and Susan remain with Alydon and the main group to distract the Daleks, while Ian and Barbara go with a smaller party, led by Ganatus, to mount a sneak attack through the swamp and over the mountains.  One of the Thals on this expedition, Elyon, fills water bags from the lake and is attacked by a mutant creature.
6.         The Thals fox the Daleks’ cameras using light reflection so that the Doctor and Susan can sneak into the city.  They manage to short-circuit some of the Daleks’ power, but are instantly captured.  The Daleks reveal their plan to bombard the planet with radiation from their reactor in order to keep up the radiation levels.  Meanwhile, the expedition, minus Elyon, continues and reaches a chasm inside the mountain.  They all leap across, but Ganatus’ brother Antodus falls:  he hangs suspended, dragging Ian down with him.
7.         Antodus severs the rope and plummets to his death.  The rest of the group reach the city, and meet Alydon and the other Thals, who have mounted a full-scale attack.  They all reach the control room, and cut off the Daleks’ power two seconds before the countdown for the nuclear bombardment ends.  The Daleks all perish:  the last to die claims this is the end of the Daleks.  The Thals begin to use the inherited technology to rebuild the planet.  The TARDIS crew leave, but shortly after take off there is an enormous explosion.

Pitch
The Time Machine with metal robot creatures.

The Money Shot
Barbara is confronted by an unseen creature, and screams. (Episode 1)

The Doctor and his kind
• The Doctor claims he was once a pioneer amongst his own people.
• Ian says that the Doctor is the only one who can operate the Ship.  Susan does not object, so he has presumably never taught her fully.
• Susan describes the Doctor as “forgetful” and says he likes to “go off and...work on his own.”
• The negative aspects of the Doctor come very much to the fore in this story.  He stubbornly refuses to leave until he has seen the city, despite the potential danger, and even deceives everyone to get his own way.  When he discovers the Geiger counter in the city, he seems willing to abandon Barbara and Ian on an irradiated world to save himself.  He is also unwilling to help the Thals at personal risk to himself, just as he refused to help Za.
• The Doctor is a massive egotist:  “With me to lead them the Thals are bound to succeed.”
• The Doctor claims he never gives advice.  I suspect this to be a porky.
• The Doctor appears to know the food machine code for bacon and eggs off by heart!

The TARDIS log
• There is a meter in the Ship which can take over the controls and take you wherever you want to go as long as it’s fed with the right information.
• Part of the console’s workings involve small mercury-filled vials called fluid links.  The Doctor claims not to carry any spare mercury, and later discovers that this is true.
• The Ship’s Fault Locator displays codes to indicate what is wrong with the Ship.  The Doctor is able to immediately remember that K7 indicates the fluid links, but to be fair he has just sabotaged them.
• Susan’s explanation of the TARDIS lock makes it seem an incredibly complicated device.  There are 21 holes inside it, and only one right one.  If you make a mistake, the whole lock melts as a defence mechanism.  She also states that the whole lock comes away from the door when the key is used.  What this means is unclear, as it certainly has not been in evidence.
• The Doctor is willing to use the TARDIS key to short-circuit the Dalek electrical system, claiming he can always make another one.  What, without being able to get into the Ship?  How does this sit with Susan’s comments about the complexity of the locking system?
• The TARDIS’ food machine can mix tastes like primary colours and produce small bars which taste exactly like the real thing.  The code for bacon and eggs is J62L6.
• It is again proved that the TARDIS is not soundproof:  the crew can hear Alydon scraping the Ship’s exterior.

Alien Worlds
• Skaro is the twelfth planet in its solar system.
• The forest is petrified into stone.  The soil is also held to be dead, but the Doctor suggests it is less so than it may appear.
• Amongst the fauna of Skaro is a metal animal held together by magnetism and possibly able to use it.  Dyoni calls this creature a Magneton.
• A suspicious landmark is the enormous Dalek city, apparently intact after the nuclear explosion.  It has a distinctive angular design with low doors, seemingly endless corridors and a great many lifts, leading to the lower levels underground.
• At the rear of the city are mountains, swamps and a lake full of dangerous mutations.
• There is a great rainfall once every four or five years, which is a couple of years overdue at the time of the TARDIS’ visit.

Script Heaven
• Ian [about the Doctor] “We’d better keep an eye on him.  He seems to have a knack of getting himself into trouble.”
• Ian “My bacon’s a bit salty.”  The Doctor “Well it shouldn’t be, it’s English.”
• Alydon “If they call us mutations...what must they be like?”
• Dalek [to Susan] “Stop that noise!”
• Alydon “Look at our planet.  This was once a great world, full of ideas and art and invention.  In one day it was destroyed, and you will never find one good reason why we should ever begin destroying everything again.”
• Dalek “The only interest we have in the Thals is their total extermination.”
• Ganatus “If only there’d been...some other way.”

Script Hell
• Ian “We must find a way of getting down.”  The Doctor “Yes, but how, dear boy?”  Barbara “Isn’t this a door?”  Ian “Yes!  Doctor!  Open it!”

Catchphrase
• Dalek “Ex-ter-min-a-tion, then?”
• Dalek “They are to be exterminated.  You understand?  Exterminated.”

The Doctor’s Achievement
He appears to have aided in the destruction of the Dalek race, allowing the Thals to reclaim their planet.

Body Count
A sharp rise from the first story, as every single Dalek is apparently killed here.  Deaths amongst the Thals include Temmosus and Tokanda at the ambush, Elyon and Antodus on the expedition and three unnamed Thals during the climactic battle.  So let’s call the on-screen total:
12.

Chekhov’s Plot Device
Chekhov’s Fluid Links.  But this one doesn’t really count.  Really, Chekhov’s narrative structure would dictate that the method used to destroy the Daleks in episode 7 would be somehow linked to the Fluid Links or something else mentioned early on.  But no, they find a handy off switch instead.

Dalek history
• The Daleks are mutated creatures, disgusting to the Human eye, which reside in dome-shaped metal machines with knobbly protrusions on the lower section.  They have an eyestalk, a weapon and a third arm that ends in a sucker - they use this arm to carry items, presumably through magnetism.  It seems very unwieldy.  They have a harsh, grating voice, made more so by the machines’ microphone system.
• From what we see of the Dalek creature in the cell, we know it is light and small enough for the Doctor and Ian to carry, but we do not see enough to determine what it is we see emerging from the cloak.
• The Daleks are powered by static electricity, and leave an acrid smell as they move, like fairground dodgems.  This means they can only move on metal.
• The Dalek weapons can fire to kill, but can also temporarily paralyse.  They can seriously damage walls, too.
• Kristas is hit by a presumably lethal blast, yet survives.  It is not clear whether this is a failure in weaponry or some special strength in the Thal.  In any case, it proves the Daleks are not infallible.
• Oddly, considering how ruthless they are later shown to be, the Daleks do not threaten to kill Ian at first, but merely to make his paralysis permanent.
• The Daleks have not always been this way.  According to the Thals, they were once known as Dals, and were teachers and philosophers.  The Thals were the planet’s warriors.
• Five hundred years ago, the Daleks/Dals and the Thals fought a neutronic war, which petrified the surface of the planet in a single day, leaving it intensely radioactive.  The Daleks sheltered in their city and their machines, while the Thals remained outside as small-scale farmers and apparently mutated.  The Doctor speculates that mutation has come full circle with the Thals, but has not yet with the Daleks.
• The Thals carry around a history of their people going back half a million years, all stored in a big drum.
• The Thals do not know the Daleks are still alive until Susan tells Alydon.
• Ian suggests that the Daleks’ hatred of the Thals stems from “dislike of the unlike.”
• The five hundred year conflict is apparently ended by the destruction of the Daleks’ power source, killing them all.

Dudley!
• The composer has a trick of starting an orchestral swell when something dramatic is mentioned, waiting for the camera to pan across all four time travellers then letting rip with an enormous CLANG!  This is first notable after the Doctor says “Unless we get treatment, we shall die” in episode two.

Notes
• For the second time in as many stories, the travellers are startled by finding a dead animal in the middle of a forest.
• The series’ first alien monster is the dead Magneton.
• The series’ first really dreadful performer is Virginia Wetherell, playing Dyoni.
• The Doctor admits to suffering from the generation gap with regard to Susan.
• Ian wonders how the city’s inhabitants use their intelligence, and the Doctor fobs him off, saying it doesn’t matter.  One suspects he quickly learns his error.
• The Thals seem a very sexist race - even Dyoni says it would have been better to give the drugs to a man.
• During the false argument scene in the cell, the Doctor proves that he is a rotten actor.
• What exactly is the large object that they lob onto the lift car?
• Antodus’ cowardice in the tunnel is foreshadowed early on by Ganatus’ denying that his brother is afraid of the dark.
• Ian uses the phrases “human” and “human being” quite freely, and no-one objects or questions.
• Likewise, the use of the phrase “solar system” suggests that this refers to any system of planets orbiting a sun, and not just that of Sol.
• The Doctor mispronounces Ian’s surname as “Chesserman.”
• There is a wonderfully surreal scene where a Dalek is adversely affected by the Thal drugs and starts wailing pitifully.
• The action of this story takes place over several days, yet, with exceptions such as Barbara’s adoption of Thal trousers, the TARDIS crew do not seem to change their clothes throughout.  Come to that, they’re the same clothes they wore in the previous story!  They must smell a bit by now.
• Quite a close, potentially romantic relationship forms between Barbara and Ganatus, culminating in a very tender kiss on the hand.
• Alydon asks where the Doctor is from.  He skilfully dodges the question.

Queries
• How did the war start?
• Is the Fault Locator also indicating the faulty device for disguising the TARDIS exterior, and everything else that’s wrong with the Ship?
• Why has it taken the Thals so long to approach the city?  Or have they coincidentally arrived here at the same time as the TARDIS?
• Did the Daleks really start doling the anti-radiation drugs out to their workers in droves without testing them out first?
• We are told the Thals once travelled in space:  so, presumably, did the Dals.  Have they lost this technology despite keeping that for neutron bombs etc?  Otherwise why are they trapped in their city?
• Is it not possible that there are members of the Dalek and Thal races out there in space somewhere from the days when they did have space travel?

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On-screen Credits
CAST
Dr. Who - William Hartnell, Ian Chesterton - William Russell, Barbara Wright - Jacqueline Hill, Susan Foreman - Carole Ann Ford, Dalek voices - Peter Hawkins; David Graham (2-7), Daleks - Robert Jewell; Kevin Manser; Michael Summerton; Gerald Taylor (2-7), Temmosus - Alan Wheatley (3-4), Alydon - John Lee (3-7), Dyoni - Virginia Wetherell (3-7), Ganatus - Philip Bond (3-7), Antodus - Marcus Hammond (4-7), Kristas - Jonathan Crane (4-7), Elyon - Gerald Curtis (4-5), Thals - Chris Browning; Katie Cashfield; Vez Delahunt; Kevin Glenny; Ruth Harrison; Lesley Hill; Steve Pokol; Jeanette Rossini; Eric Smith (7).
CREW
Written by Terry Nation.  Title Music by Ron Grainer with the BBC Radiophonic Workshop.  Incidental Music by Tristram Cary.  Costume Supervisor - Daphne Dare (7).  Make-up Supervisor - Elizabeth Blattner (7).  Story Editor - David Whitaker.  Designer - Raymond Cusick (1-5,7); Jeremy Davies (6).  Associate Producer - Mervyn Pinfield.  Producer - Verity Lambert.  Directed by Christopher Barry (1-2,4-5); Richard Martin (3,6-7).

Familiar Faces
SF aficionados may recognise Dalek voice man David Graham as the voice of Brains from Thunderbirds, and his colleague Peter Hawkins as one of the mice from The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.
Writer Terry Nation was later to move on to creating his own TV series, namely Blake’s Seven and Survivors.

Review
This has never been a story I’ve been able to warm to especially.  Maybe this is down to having seen the decidedly inferior Peter Cushing version first.  Still, there’s no denying its importance in establishing the series as a hit.  The Daleks come across well, and the Thals make for an effective, if wet contrast.  The running time is a little long, but no individual episode seems to drag too much.  The design deserves especial note, the Dalek city’s interiors being very distinctive and memorable.  The storyline is open to criticism - it takes a very simplistic view of the effects of radiation, and ignores several fairly obvious holes - but it’s impressive how much information is crammed into the story about the history of Skaro without ever seeming like it.  The climactic battle, unfortunately, is farcical, and the Daleks are destroyed far too easily.  In its favour, though, the mass death of the evil creatures is made to seem tragic, and this bodes well for the series’ future moral stance.  On the whole, a flawed batch of episodes, but largely enjoyable and crucial in gaining popularity with the audience.

Rating
7 / 10 

Friday, 13 July 2012

Worst Titles Ever

I like a list. Most of us like a list. It appeals to the average Dr Who fan. It's also a nice easy way to do a blog entry for the first time in weeks.

MY 15 WORST STORY TITLES

15. Planet of the Dead
Not only is it nondescript, it virtually rehashes the fifth ever episode title (The Dead Planet).

14. The Deadly Assassin
For unnecessary tautology.

13. Revelation of the Daleks
Something "of the Daleks" had to be in here. From Troughton onwards, this was the lazy way to name a Dalek story, but Resurrection started a trend of using long words beginning with R. I've picked the season 22 closer because there's just no real revelation involved. But I nearly went for Planet of the Daleks on the basis that it doesn't take place on Skaro.

12. Galaxy 4
Story named after the galaxy containing the planet Drahva. Which doesn't appear in the story.

11. The Family of Blood
A dramatic title. Unfortunately, the eponymous Family menaced Martha and the Doctor throughout the preceding episode too. It's as if "The Daleks" was the title for episode 3 of Serial B rather than episode 2.

10. Colony in Space
Yes indeed, this story contains a colony and it is in space. Thoroughly dull and vague title. Other contenders: City of Death, The Invasion.

9. The Android Invasion
Way to spoil the plot twist.

8. Terminus
Possibly the most boring thing you could name a story after.

7. 42
What was this about? Presumably a clever spin on 24 because it unfolds more or less in real time, this might have been a better conceit if the story itself somehow recalled 24. Or seemed aware of its real-time status. As it is, "42" fails to evoke anything about this adventure.

6. Aliens of London / World War Three
Extra credit for squeezing two terrible titles into one story. The former is clearly a placeholder name; it sounds like a spoof. The latter promises something it doesn't deliver.

5. Four to Doomsday
Numbers should clearly be avoided. This story title simply makes no sense grammatically and sounds clunky. (Ghost Light was also considered for similar reasons.) This whole era suffered from bad title-itis, as you will see.

4. Time and the Rani
Huh? Let's pick one barely-relevant concept and the villain, pair 'em and you're done! Other possible examples: Thought and Davros, Gravity and the Sycorax, Spurious Morality and the Valeyard. (Vincent and the Doctor nearly made it in. I mean, why not Reinette and the Doctor? Another placeholder, clearly.)

3. 100,000 BC
I refuse to use this name. Not because it's wrong or inaccurate. Just because naming the story after the year when three quarters of it might take place sounds crap and sets a dangerous precedent. Mind you, would have helped with UNIT dating.

2. Doctor Who and the Silurians
They're not from the Silurian era. His name isn't Doctor Who. Most of all, no other story has EVER put that prefix in the title sequence. How did no one notice?

1.
First place to those stories which seem to think a single, incomprehensible word will sell a story effectively. It begins with Shada and Meglos, then the two Bidmead stories whose titles at least hint at their contents. Later, there's Frontios. But the winner is...

Kinda

Its pronunciation is ambiguous, it's a boring word anyway, it looks like it's "kind of" a story and the Kinda aren't even the villains.

Bubbling under were The Dominators (cos it sounds kinky) and The Massacre of St Bartholemew's Eve (cos it's too long and a day early).

Thursday, 28 June 2012

The Exciting Guide presents...The Seeds of Death!


            It’s time for the second instalment of my “Exciting Guide to Doctor Who” to hit the blog. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you can go here (http://chapwithwings.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/watching-every-tv-adventure-of-doctor.html) for more details or here (http://chapwithwings.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/exciting-guide-to-unearthly-child.html) to see the entry for the very first Doctor Who story.

            Rather than move on to story 2, I thought it would be more interesting to skip about a bit, so let’s have a Troughton.

Story Forty Eight
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Story Code
XX

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Spoiler Alert!  You might want to preserve the surprise of who has invaded the Moon station.
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Title
The Seeds Of Death

“Friends” Title
The One With The Bubble Bath

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Number of Episodes
6

Current availability
All episodes exist.

Source
BBC Video Release.
The video was edited for release, with all episode endings etc removed.  I have therefore used the Television Companion to fill in any missing data, and have had kittens about the episode 5/6 cliffhanger.

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Date
2106 (Winter).
No date is given, and there’s a lot to think about.  For starters, weather control exists, but is no longer on the Moon as it was in The Moonbase.  If we presume that Gravitron and Sun-Catcher technology has improved to the extent that they now keep it in a warehouse in London, then it must be after 2065.  I would suggest that it is also after the death of Salamander in The Enemy Of The World, otherwise someone would want to phone him up and ask for a solution.  There is, of course, the problem that no-one recognises the Doctor as Salamander...but then, I wouldn’t know the Australian Prime Minister or someone like that if I ran into him.  There is no mention of World Zones, but not of countries either, only cities - the United Nations is namechecked, but it doesn’t specifically contradict The Enemy Of The World.  The Sun-Catcher, incidentally, may have been put out to pasture, as T-Mat seems to be doing the world famine job now.
The Doctor states that the model rocket is twenty-first century, but that was built some years ago.  If we presume that T-Mat came into operation some twenty years after the events of The Enemy Of The World, then there is no problem with The Seeds Of Death taking place in the early twenty-second century, i.e. 2106.

Personal Chronology
The Martians in this story come from a later time period than Varga and his Warriors... although it will be a few more centuries before Varga is revived.

Genre
Alien Invasion

Plot synopsis
1.         At T-Mat Moon Control, assistant controller Fewsham has allowed shipments to get five minutes behind schedule.  His superior, Osgood, goes up to get him back on target, but the Moon station is suddenly invaded by aliens, and Osgood is killed whilst sabotaging the equipment.  Cut off from Moon Control, Commander Radnor realises that the only way to contact the Moon is by obsolete rocket.  Meanwhile, the TARDIS lands in a space museum and the Doctor, Jamie and Zoe meet rocketry expert Eldred, who has an unauthorised ion rocket that Radnor attempts to enlist.  Technician Locke at the Moon manages to get a message through to Radnor saying that Osgood is dead - the aliens cut him off and kill him.  They are revealed to be Martian Warriors.
2.         The Doctor, Jamie and Zoe volunteer to fly the rocket.  On the Moon, while Fewsham struggles under guard to repair the T-Mat link, fugitive technician Phipps sets up a communications beacon and a solar weapon, killing one of the Warriors.  When Fewsham re-establishes the link, senior technician Gia Kelly travels up to Moon Control to fix the system.  Meanwhile, the rocket heads for the Moon, but thanks to a circuit fault, contact with Earth is lost.  Phipps’ use of the solar power makes the rocket homing beacon inoperative - the three companions are in danger of crashing or drifting endlessly through space.
3.         The rocket makes contact with Phipps, and lands using his signal.  Miss Kelly fixes the T-Mat link, but is then confronted by the Martians.  The Doctor finds Phipps and plans to put T-Mat completely out of action - however, on the rocket, Zoe and Jamie discover the landing has permanently disabled the motors.  The Doctor manages to rescue Miss Kelly, but is captured himself.  Investigating the seed pods that the Martians intend to send to Earth, he is knocked out when one of them expands and explodes.  A pod is sent to London...and starts to expand.
4.         The gas emitted from the pod kills a technician from oxygen starvation, and chokes everyone else until the air conditioning expels it.  The Warriors continue to send pods to major world cities.  The gas spreads over the world, siring a foam-like fungus that creates more seeds to explode in turn.  The Martian Commander tries to get Fewsham to use T-Mat to send the Doctor into space to kill him, but Jamie and Phipps rescue him unnoticed.  A Warrior T-Mats down to London, and storms out of the base, killing guards as it goes.  While a Warrior enters the solar stores where Jamie, Miss Kelly and the Doctor are hiding, Zoe and Phipps turn the Moon base’s heating control up, but Phipps is killed and a Warrior advances on Zoe.
5.         Fewsham attacks the Warrior, who then collapses from the heat, as does the one in the solar stores.  The Warrior on Earth reaches his goal, the Weather Control Bureau.  Fewsham sends everyone else back to Earth, remaining behind himself as a spy.  The Martian Commander survives to return the heating to normal and sets up a beacon for the Martian fleet.  Fewsham allows London to overhear the Martians’ homing signal, and is killed for his trouble.  The Doctor examines the fungus and finds it is vulnerable to water.  Zoe and Jamie go to the Weather Bureau to make it rain, but find the controls sabotaged and the Warrior still in residence.  The Doctor races to their rescue, but ends up cowering from an expanding seed pod.
6.         Zoe lets the Doctor in while Jamie lures the Warrior away.  They find a solar store and use the power to defeat the Warrior.  While the Doctor repairs Weather Control and makes it rain, Radnor’s team send a satellite up to act as a relay for T-Mat and to give the Martian fleet a false signal.  The Doctor T-Mats back to the Moon to disable the real signal, and the fleet heads straight into the sun.  The final Warriors on the Moon are killed, and while Radnor, Kelly and Eldred argue about rockets v T-Mat, the time travellers take their leave.

Pitch
The Moonbase meets Star Trek.  With Ice Warriors.

The Money Shot
An Ice Warrior marches through the fungus. (Episode 4)

The Doctor and his kind
• The Doctor is a self-proclaimed genius.
• The Doctor has a superb moment when he arrives on the Moon.  He looks around, takes stock...and solemnly declares to Phipps that they will have to destroy T-Mat, something that no-one from Earth at that time would even consider.  Bravo!

The TARDIS log
• There is a hard-to-operate control that scans the, er, scanner back and forth.
• The Doctor claims the TARDIS is not suited to short-range travel.  This is clearly a fallacy, as it hardly ever does anything else!  Last season, it hopped back and forth all over one planet!  It is, however, unsuited to reliable short-range travel.

The history of Earth
• Space travel was entirely abandoned by mankind when Travelmat was invented.  The rocket Professor Eldred designed to take Man beyond the Moon was abandoned.
• Eldred’s father engineered the first Lunar passenger module, and Eldred himself travelled on the last trip back to Earth.
• Solar power is used extensively, especially on the Moon, which stands to reason I suppose.
• This is the blurb on T-Mat in the museum:  “Travelmat is the ultimate form of travel.  Control centre of the present system is the Moon, serving receptions at all major cities on Earth.  Travelmat provides an instantaneous means of public travel, transports raw materials and vital food supplies to all parts of the world.  Travelmat supersedes all conventional forms of transport.  Using the principle of dematerialisation at the point of departure, and rematerialisation at the point of arrival in special cubicles, departure and arrival are almost instantaneous.  Although the system is still in its early stages, it is completely automated, and foolproof against power failure.”
• The computer system used at T-Mat Earth Control is clearly some sort of worldwide system - it is able to hail Radnor and patch messages through when he is in Eldred’s museum.  Maybe governmental computers can hack into others via a network.
• For some reason, the world is so dependent on T-Mat that a delay of a few hours is unacceptable.  By the second episode - the same day as the Martins invaded! - situation is “desperate” in Calcutta thanks to non-arrival of medical supplies.  All major cities are soon suffering food shortages.  Does no-one have storehouses any more?
• Similarly, it would seem that there are no boats, no aeroplanes, no helicopters or anything else left in existence that could ferry supplies to countries.  Seems a tad unlikely.  And you’d have thought cars etc must exist, because things have to be moved from T-Mat terminals to the people, but Miss Kelly has to go rummaging in a motor museum to find one.
• At this time, Weather Control is managed from Britain, whereas it was on the Moon in The Moonbase.  It also seems to be manned by a single technician, and its primary controls are found on a table!
• Despite this invasion, no-one on Britannicus Base recognised the Martians.  But okay, this was three thousand years later.  You forget things.
• Fewsham tells Slaar he would be executed as a traitor back on Earth.  Is this a worldwide policy or had Britain re-embraced capital punishment?  Or, more likely, is he just bullshitting the Martian?
• The whole of the Moon base is manned by Brits.  Hip hip hurrah!
• Eldred recognises the TARDIS as a twentieth century police box.  What a fine historian the man is.  If it wasn’t for Doctor Who, I doubt I’d know what the damn thing is.

Alien Worlds
• The Martians are here led by a slimmer, less bulky version of the race - presumably a higher caste of some kind.  The highest rank we see is a Grand Marshall.
• The hissing of the Warriors is clearly linked to Earth’s oxygen-rich atmosphere - the Marshall, on board his spaceship, has no such speech impediment.
• The Doctor describes Mars in this time as a “dying planet.”
• Subject Martians to too much heat and they melt very quickly, armour and all!
• Jamie and the Doctor instantly recognise the description of the aliens as “Ice Warriors” - the term we heard Walters and Penley use to describe them in their last encounter.

Script Heaven
• Eldred “You’ve been spying on me.” Radnor “Oh, no, no, no.  We stopped that a long time ago.”
• The Doctor “Your leader will be angry if you kill me, I...I’m a genius.” Warriors “Geniussssss...”
• Fewsham “You can’t ask me to kill a man, just like that!” Slaar “You dispatched the seeds.  In so doing, you destroyed your entire species.  What is the death of one man compared to that?”

Script Hell
• Jamie “Travel-mat?  Sounds like a flying carpet.”
• Zoe “Where are we going now?” Jamie “Oh, it’s no good asking him.  He’s no more idea than the man in the moon.”

Villainous Plotting
• The Martians invade T-Mat Control on the Moon, intending to use T-Mat to spread seed pods over the Earth.  These pods will spread a fungal growth all over the world, which will eventually reduce Earth’s oxygen levels to 1/20th of present, exactly like the atmosphere of Mars, thus allowing the Warriors to leave their dying planet.

The Doctor’s Achievement
• He has defeated the Martian invasion of Earth, and tricked the Martian fleet into heading straight for the sun.

It’s The End Of The World As We Know It!
• Earth saved: 13 times.  Saved from having its population wiped out by the Martians.

Body Count
Harvey.  Osgood.  Locke.  Two Warriors killed in the solar stores.  Miss Kelly’s two technicians.  Brent.  One guard in London Control and probably at least six others offscreen.  One more who falls comically into the foam, and his two mates who we don’t see die.  Another one behind a tree.  Phipps.  Two Warriors from the heat.  The Weather Control technician.  Fewsham.  Three security guards in the Weather Bureau, plus the Warrior.  Slaar and two other Ice Warriors in the denouement.  The Grand Marshall, plus the entire Martian fleet.  Four men Eldred mentions who died from oxygen starvation, but we can probably bet on one or two in every major Northern Hemisphere city the seeds were sent to - maybe 30-odd all told.  Add to that deaths after the initial arrivals, plus those lives lost thanks to T-Mat, and it’s a pretty big offscreen tally.
24.

Screams / Twists Ankle
• We’ve heard a lot about how clever Zoe is, but I think this is the first time anyone’s claimed that she has “total recall.”
• Jamie screams “Creag an tuire!”

Irrelevant Escape Attempts
• It’s not an irrelevant escape attempt, but very similar padding -  the Doctor runs about for ages in episode 3 chased by Ice Warriors.

EffectsWatch
• T-Mat transmits instantly - without so much as a wibbly Star Trek effect.  Thank God for that - it looks far more believable.
• Martian guns continue to be top, and in fact are possibly more effective this time round, with a perfect marriage of incidental music.
• The Ice-Warrior-melting effects are memorable too.
• The rocket is obviously a model...in fact, obviously the same model we saw in the museum!  Having said that, what they do with that model is largely rather good.

Dudley!
• This may be the ultimate classic story for Dudley Simpson music, from his pounding theme for the Martians to his regular clang!s at dramatic moments.  Go Dudley!

Whoops
• Watching Doctor Who do futuristic technology is always great, but a flashing light with “DELAY” under it is perhaps copping out a little!
• While Radnor and the Doctor are discussing rocket fuel in episode 2, someone drops a spanner or something offscreen.  Possibly this is intentional, but I doubt it.
• The no-gravity acting is quite funny.
• The Doctor’s sideburns are fascinating, appearing and disappearing at whim.  I can think of no possible explanation for this.

Notes
• Three oddly-dressed strangers wander up and say “we can fly your space rocket, and we have lots of experience of doing so, despite the fact that no-one has flown a rocket at all for many years.”  The response?  “Doctor, that’s splendid!”  How trusting.
• The TARDIS astral map, as seen in The Web Planet, has wound up in Eldred’s space museum.  How intriguing.  I wonder how this happened?
• This episode has some of the most admirable Hiding In Plain Sight yet seen on the show.  Witness episode 2, when Phipps hides from a Warrior in the solar stores by...leaning against a wall.
• This size of ventilation shaft is much more sensible than the 1986-vintage tunnels seen in The Tenth Planet.
• Patrick Troughton goes on holiday during episode four, hence the Doctor is unconscious all episode.
• When the Doctor is waking up, he name-checks Victoria.
• Radnor says that they have tried everything to hold back the fungus, and it is indestructible.  Hmm.  Personally, I would have tried a garden hose or two by now.  What were the men squirting on it before the Doctor makes his discovery?
• There is an awful lot of material added into the reprise at the start of episode 6 to explain how the Doctor survives the episode 5 cliffhanger.  Cheats!
• Top comedy scene in episode 6 when they are looking for the door control - first Jamie switches the lights off, then the Doctor finds the correct control has “SHUT” written on it.

Queries
• How did the astral map get there?
• Where on Mars are all these Martians hiding?  We’d have spotted them by now!  Do they live underground?
• If T-Mat provided the answer to world famine, where does that leave Salamander’s Sun-Catcher and, much later, the Great World Computer?
• Was T-Mat still operational when the Daleks invaded Earth in 2157?
• Why does Slaar order Fewsham to completely re-programme T-Mat just so that he can kill the Doctor by transporting him into space?  Why not just shoot him?  Or is it because he fancies acting like a Bond villain and giving Jamie and Phipps just enough time to rescue him?

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On-screen Credits
Taken from The Television Companion.
CAST
Dr. Who - Patrick Troughton, Jamie - Frazer Hines, Zoe - Wendy Padbury, Gia Kelly - Louise Pajo, Radnor - Ronald Leigh-Hunt, Fewsham - Terry Scully (1-5), Computer Voice - John Witty, Eldred - Philip Ray, Brent - Ric Felgate (1-4), Osgood - Harry Towb (1), Phipps - Christopher Coll (1-4), Locke - Martin Cort (1), Slaar - Alan Bennion, Ice Warriors - Steve Peters; Tony Harwood (2-6); Sonny Caldinez (4-6), Security Guard - Derrick Slater (4), Sir James Gregson - Hugh Morton (5), Grand Marshall - Graham Leaman (5-6).
CREW
By Brian Hayles.  Title Music by Ron Grainer and the BBC Radiophonic Workshop.  Incidental Music - Dudley Simpson.  Special Sounds by Brian Hodgson, BBC Radiophonic Workshop.  Visual Effects - Bill King/Trading Post.  Costumes - Bobi Bartlett.  Make-up - Sylvia James.  Studio Lighting - Howard King; Fred Wright (6).  Studio Sound - Bryan Forgham.  Film Cameraman - Peter Hall.  Film Editor - Martyn Day.  Script Editor - Terrance Dicks.  Designer - Paul Allen.  Producer - Peter Bryant.  Directed by Michael Ferguson.

Familiar Faces
Ric Felgate (Brent)                             American Journalist in The War Machines.
Martin Cort (Locke)                            Aydan, Voord and Warrior in The Keys Of Marinus
Tony Harwood (Ice Warrior)               Cyberman in The Tomb Of The Cybermen.
                                                            Yeti in The Abominable Snowmen.
                                                            Rintan in The Ice Warriors.
Sonny Caldinez (Ice Warrior)             Kemel in The Evil Of The Daleks.
                                                            Turoc in The Ice Warriors.
Graham Leaman (Grand Marshall)    Controller in The Macra Terror.
                                                            Price in Fury From The Deep.

Review
In one way, this is a thematic sequel to The Ice Warriors, but it holds up very well as a story in its own right.  Knowledge of the earlier story is not required.  The Martians are built upon, and new levels are discovered - the sleeker figures of Slaar and the Marshall, the seed pods, the voices.  Meanwhile, writer Brian Hayles again indulges his love of creating a society, and gives us a realistic base on Earth.  But it is hard to ignore the similarities to his earlier story.  Again, we have a military base with a hardnosed commander and a clever female 2-i-c.  Again, world famine has been cured.  Again, there is an all-powerful computer.  And again, the Martians/Ice Warriors jeopardise everything.  Still, if it ain’t broke.  There are downsides to this story.  Episode one almost drowns in its own exposition, while the Doctor and co. do absolutely nothing until the next episode.  There is some notable padding, especially in the middle episodes.  Slaar dominates his Warriors to the extent of them not having any kind of personalities.  And there is a lot of very heavy, wooden, “dramatic” acting, especially from Ronald Leigh-Hunt and Louise Pajo (“You stopped me once, Commander, please don’t try to stop me again” and “If we lose her nothing can save us!”...Yeuch.)  Philip Ray’s Eldred sometimes provides relief from all this, but just as often goes along with it.  The real saving grace is Terry Scully as Fewsham, quite the most pathetic character I can ever remember on Doctor Who, while still being utterly believable and sympathetic.  His reaction on learning of the consequences of his actions, and his redemption, make him this story’s emotional heart.  Round of applause, please.  As for the regulars, they do their best, but Jamie again has little to do.  The Doctor gets a good crack, when he’s conscious.  All round, despite its weaknesses, The Seeds Of Death is a good, solid, invasion of Earth story with good baddies.  Bravo.

7/10.